October 16, 2007

YOUR TEETH ARE FINE

Dear Butterfly Wife,

I have no idea what you're talking about with needing to whiten your teeth. I certainly didn't notice that when we met. I was too busy feeling like a fool because I couldn't figure out how to read the menu at the coffee shop. I can never read coffee shop menus, and since I didn't want to look like a dunce, I pretended that I didn't really need to eat any breakfast. So I starved and then made my husband take me to a gas station on the way home and get me some food.

I didn't notice your teeth, I just noticed that my husband, who generally doesn't like conversation with anyone, seemed to be having a good time talking to you about Iraq. That's an awful big compliment in his book.

And you're wearing make up in Vegas? Crap. I am so out of my league here.

Oh and also, the weight thing? Hogwash. From reading your blog, I expected you to weigh 300 lbs when I met you. You look great. Don't be so hard on yourself.

Can't wait to see you again in Vegas!
Sarah

P.S. You need to copy this post and put it up on your own blog so your readers can hear somebody saying that you have nice teeth and a normal sized butt. They're going to picture you as a freak of nature if they go by your description of yourself.

Posted by: Sarah at 10:36 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 LMAO!! My apparent normal sized "A". which is also hogwash. Even if I was a size 4, I would have a JLo butt. Not bad for a white girl. ;-) Thanks for the serious laugh. Will post at my place.

Posted by: Butterfly Wife at October 16, 2007 11:30 AM (G9siZ)

2 TO funny.

Posted by: Reasa at October 16, 2007 01:37 PM (JfF5d)

3 So I am going to be hanging out with someone that looks 15 despite living on bourbon and cigarettes, and someone who has the @#$ of J Lo....(BW , wear hot pants) man oh man is Vegas going to rule...

Posted by: armywifetoddlermom at October 16, 2007 08:36 PM (bpXtT)

4 Still laughing and showing off my sparkling white teeth I might add!

Posted by: Butterfly Wife at October 17, 2007 10:00 AM (G9siZ)

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