November 03, 2010

KEYNESIAN IRONY

Via AirForceWife, these are really funny...



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June 20, 2010

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY

I set out our daughter's clothes today and my husband dressed her.  Later I noticed something...


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January 19, 2010

I'M IN

A Conversation Among the Writers of 24

Hey, I know, how 'bout we make yet another boss at CTU who never listens to Jack Bauer, the man who's saved the world seven times already?

Can there also be people working for CTU who are moles, or who have really sketchy backgrounds that would never pass a security clearance?

Of course.  Who else would work for counterterrorism?

Oooh, and let's make more cops, government workers, and people who've never heard of Jack Bauer, the man who's saved the world seven times.

Yeah, and we can let an angry white cop beat him senseless until his nerdy Asian partner saves Bauer and helps him.

And we'll create an imaginary Islamic Republic, the leader of which is a liberal's dream: wants to give up his country's nuclear ambitions and negotiate a two-state solution.  The real bad guy can be some sort of white man, preferably a corporation.

But Jack Bauer can kill a man with an ax and his friend can take a buzzsaw to a Russian's wrist.

Bingo.

And Sarah will still watch?  Even though she's really freaking tired of all these unrealistic bad guys?

Um...helloooo, I said "kill a man with an ax."  In the first hour.

You're right; she's in.

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December 14, 2009

ME BEING SNARKY

Seems Democrats are dumber than I thought!
(For the record, I have never seen a ghost, talked to the dead, believed in a fortuneteller, or done yoga.)

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December 09, 2009

SKYNET POSES AS CLIMATE MODEL

And so Judgment Day begins...

In 2100, Fisherman's Wharf would become Fisherman's Bay, the baseball diamond at AT&T Park would flood and two major Bay Area airports would better serve seaplanes under a climate change model unveiled Wednesday by Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Google.
[...]
The California Energy Commission spent $150,000 in partnership with Google to develop a new Google Earth application that shows sea level changes in the Bay Area, as well as increased wildfire risks and snowpack reductions throughout the state. The energy commission also maintains a climate change research unit on which it spent $2.4 million in 2007.

Don't fall for it, California!  It's Skynet!  Schwarzenegger is building Skynet!

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November 27, 2009

LIKE NEO

Frank J has a Republican Purity Test.  I like #3.

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November 16, 2009

ZOD KNEELS

If there's a bad reference to Superman II, I haven't heard it:

Think of it as “Superman II,” if the main characters had landed on Earth convinced that they had to “rebuild Krypton’s relationships” with the universe. In that case, you don’t kneel before Zod; Zod kneels before you.

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November 15, 2009

MOST REALISTIC WAR GAME EVAH

This is absolutely hilarious, via ArmyHusbandPuppyDad.
Ultra-Realistic Modern Warfare Game Features Awaiting Orders, Repairing Trucks


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October 22, 2009

BIBI'S BDAY

David points out that I missed it yesterday: Happy Birthday, Netanyahu!
Sixty years old and still so dreamy...

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August 07, 2009

THERE MAY BE SUGAR IN MY GAS TANK

I just feel somehow this day should end like this...

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July 19, 2009

PMAGS

Husband, you're gonna love this one.
Thank heavens my mother is brave enough to ask for clarification...

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July 04, 2009

SPAGHETTI

My husband's in the dog house this morning.  But his uppance will come...

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June 30, 2009

NAILED IT

Hahahaha.  This is too funny.
There's nothing I like more than a current events joke.
(via AirForceWife)

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June 21, 2009

VEGAS PHOTOS

We played this penny slot game two days ago because we thought it was LOL cats funny.  But this kitteh was not funny.



AWTM did not believe me when I said I took the worst picture of my entire life yesterday at Hoover Dam.  For real, I did.  Every time I look at it, I die laughing.  It is so hideous; I have no idea how it happened and I sincerely hope that I never ever look like that during the course of a normal day.  I blame the sun.

And because I am a blogger who strives to strike the perfect balance between narcissism and self-deprecation, I am going to share it with you.  It is too funny not to.

My husband was scrolling through the pics on the camera and stopped at this one, traced a circle around my face with his finger, and said aloud, "Area of concern."

Photo after the jump, because it needs to come at you like shock and awe.
more...

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June 17, 2009

HE BRINGS TEH TOPICAL HUMOR

One last thing: my husband cracks me up.  At lunch he said, "I'm going back for seconds.  If the waitress comes by, tell her I could use a drink refill.  Actually, she'll probably figure it out herself; she's a wise Latina."  Snorfle.

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June 12, 2009

STAND BY FOR YOUR RIGHTS

Neal Boortz on mirandizing terrorists (of all the ridiculous...):

If the world is so sure that these Islamic goons have Geneva rights, let's give them those rights.  Under the Geneva Convention enemy combatants dressed in civilian clothes can be summarily executed.  No Miranda rights necessary.  "You have the right to stand up against this wall.  We have the right to put a slug in you.  Stand by for your rights."

Heh.  That last command made me snort.

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June 11, 2009

CAN'T TOUCH THIS

The two videos in this Rachel Lucas post made me laugh until I cried.
The Denny's thing was awesome Idiocracy material.

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CREATED OR SAVED

What have you created or saved?

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June 05, 2009

CRUNCHBERRIES

Need a belly laugh? Read the comments here: Heartbroken cereal litigant loses suit over non-existence of "Crunchberries."  (via CG)

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May 16, 2009

MOTHER FAIL

OK, this probably makes me a terrible person, but I think this is hilarious and if one of my nuttier readers got it for my kid, I would totally crack up and let him play with it.  (I can see AWTM's husband or Chuck Z buying it.)

fail owned pwned pictures
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Found by Wife Unit, who totally groks my brand of quirky.

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