June 30, 2009

NAILED IT

Hahahaha.  This is too funny.
There's nothing I like more than a current events joke.
(via AirForceWife)

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June 21, 2009

VEGAS PHOTOS

We played this penny slot game two days ago because we thought it was LOL cats funny.  But this kitteh was not funny.



AWTM did not believe me when I said I took the worst picture of my entire life yesterday at Hoover Dam.  For real, I did.  Every time I look at it, I die laughing.  It is so hideous; I have no idea how it happened and I sincerely hope that I never ever look like that during the course of a normal day.  I blame the sun.

And because I am a blogger who strives to strike the perfect balance between narcissism and self-deprecation, I am going to share it with you.  It is too funny not to.

My husband was scrolling through the pics on the camera and stopped at this one, traced a circle around my face with his finger, and said aloud, "Area of concern."

Photo after the jump, because it needs to come at you like shock and awe.
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June 17, 2009

HE BRINGS TEH TOPICAL HUMOR

One last thing: my husband cracks me up.  At lunch he said, "I'm going back for seconds.  If the waitress comes by, tell her I could use a drink refill.  Actually, she'll probably figure it out herself; she's a wise Latina."  Snorfle.

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June 12, 2009

STAND BY FOR YOUR RIGHTS

Neal Boortz on mirandizing terrorists (of all the ridiculous...):

If the world is so sure that these Islamic goons have Geneva rights, let's give them those rights.  Under the Geneva Convention enemy combatants dressed in civilian clothes can be summarily executed.  No Miranda rights necessary.  "You have the right to stand up against this wall.  We have the right to put a slug in you.  Stand by for your rights."

Heh.  That last command made me snort.

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June 11, 2009

CAN'T TOUCH THIS

The two videos in this Rachel Lucas post made me laugh until I cried.
The Denny's thing was awesome Idiocracy material.

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CREATED OR SAVED

What have you created or saved?

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June 05, 2009

CRUNCHBERRIES

Need a belly laugh? Read the comments here: Heartbroken cereal litigant loses suit over non-existence of "Crunchberries."  (via CG)

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