I have done this kind of list twicebefore, but I started thinking this morning that it'd be a hoot to do one for my husband. And then see what he thought of it.
THINGS MY HUSBAND LOVES
Deadwood Wolverine bacon saving money Dexter Wu-Tang Clan Greg Mankiw Thai food The Black Crowes the RX-8 his XD-M "I'm On a Boat" Alton Brown me wearing pink Burn Notice beer the St. Louis Cardinals sleep My New Haircut not having to do laundry Jim Gaffigan early Simpsons
(I showed this to my husband this evening, and he said it was a pretty accurate list. He would've added one thing though.)
Posted by: awtm at April 30, 2009 08:26 AM (YvNb4)
OMG - My New Haircut! I LOVE that video. "So everybody can see how tan and jacked I am." LMFAO! Dude, he'll love Guido Beach on YouTube if he hasn't seen it already. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyAzwREVBZs
Posted by: Beth at April 30, 2009 10:05 AM (W3XUk)
His team at work has totally started calling themselves Task Force Jacked & Tan.
Posted by: Sarah at April 30, 2009 12:59 PM (TWet1)
I LIKE SOMETHING HE DOESN'T? WHA?
My husband and I are the exact same person replicated in two different bodies, and we've decided that when we're super old, we're going to catapult ourselves into a black hole so we can be smushed together into an eternal quantum singularity.
Therefore, I am disturbed that he doesn't grok Retweet Theater. We love all the exact same things, so how can he not find this hilarious? Nothing makes me giggle more than spelling "t-o-a-s-t"...except for the fact that the Lileks character has the exact same voice as our Garmin, so every time I drive, I am chuckling to myself about $37 waffles.
Seriously, if he doesn't like Hamiflu, we may have to rethink this eternally smushed thing.
This video cracks me up!
M-V, Martha's Vineyard, Holla back!
I think they should have used Henry as the chocolate lab, though, as he is so much prettier than the one in the video.
Do they have a product list attached to this I wonder? I'd like to pick up that little pink argyle the blond is wearing. LOL
Posted by: Guard Wife at April 16, 2009 05:31 AM (Bfea2)
O.M.G - I LOVE it!
The dock shoes without socks... I nearly died. But I also feel a strange urge to watch Miami Vice re-runs.
Posted by: airforcewife at April 16, 2009 07:05 AM (Fb2PC)
OK, I finally just watched this, and OH. MY. WORD. That is soooo funny! I'm not entirely sure how many levels of parody to get out of it, but it's HILARIOUS!!!!!
Posted by: kannie at April 17, 2009 10:27 AM (iT8dn)
OMG - Love this video. It's so funny to me that it is a commercial.
But totally had a random thought. All I kept hearing from the liberal media is that the people protesting were those making over $250k because they just didn't want their taxes raised. It was pretty ridiculous, but made me think that this video is probalby who those liberal party poopers were talking about. But then I see the video and not only laugh my ass off but am reminded that people in CT are usually limo liberals.
Posted by: BigD78 at April 19, 2009 05:13 PM (g3z97)
As we all know, when a veteran runs into a problem, we just pull out the gun we've hidden in our bible and start shooting.
I am still working on my answer to Sis B. I wrote for over an hour this morning, but I need to sit on it a little longer. I am not good at blog assignments: the longer it takes me, the less I like the result. But we'll see what I manage to come up with.
For what it's worth, I'd love to have Sis B write on the same topic: what the role of government is, what powers it should have, etc. Because I don't understand her side any better than she understands mine.
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