July 18, 2007

THEY WARMED OUR GLOBE!

Who knew that I was accidentally saving the planet? I wanted to have one baby and have instead had zero. Hooray for me! Via Steyn:

So how far are the ecochondriacs prepared to take things? In London last week, the Optimum Population Trust called for Britons to have "one child less" because the United Kingdom's "high birth rate is a major factor in the current level of climate change, which can only be combated if families voluntarily limit the number of children they have."

Thank heavens Steyn goes on to point out that the birthrate is not even at replacement rate in the UK, but whatever. Less babies means less global warming. Actually, it probably just means less environmentalists, because the only nimrods who will consider this are the hardcore greens.

I know, let's just all get in a big gay pile, à la South Park, and prevent the future from ever happening! Then there won't be global warming for sure! Derp!

And I love the word "ecochondriacs."

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1 "Less babies means less global warming. Actually, it probably just means less environmentalists..." Same thing

Posted by: tim at July 18, 2007 09:30 AM (nno0f)

2 ecochondriacs (that IS great, by the way) make me want to have more babies than the four we've already inflicted on the world. I mean, really. How on EARTH can we take over the world with a mere four children? That's not even a hockey team!

Posted by: airforcewife at July 18, 2007 09:42 AM (Nrq7o)

3 Airforcewife - You go girl. Only one more for a Bball team, woohoo!

Posted by: papertiger at July 18, 2007 08:48 PM (mqoa4)

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