April 04, 2007

NEWSPEAK

Hey, did you hear? The Global War on Terrorism is over. Done. Finished.
[smacks dust of her hands]
Now what?
Oh, that's right...keep fighting a, um, global war on, um, terrorism.

I don't even know why they'll bother teaching my husband Farsi; they may as well just teach everyone Newspeak.

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1 As we cliff dive into the abyss of the absurd, please pass the bottle of the strongest stuff ya’ got, then maybe I’ll begin to understand it all (Heavy, heavy sigh). Maybe “Global Misunderstanding with the Misguided & Oppressed by the Great Satan and the Jews who Occasionally Misinterpret the Holy Koran” will do. Effing a-holes.

Posted by: tim at April 04, 2007 10:54 AM (nno0f)

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