December 20, 2004

DIVORCE

The husband and I have to get divorced. That's all there is to it. What else am I supposed to do after this exchange?

Sarah: everyone keeps telling me that now that I have vacation, I should go home
Sarah: but I cant go home without you
Sarah: we're a team
husband: yes ma'am
husband: team america, fuck yeah
Sarah: ha
Sarah: have you seen it yet?
husband: yes ma'am
Sarah: was it funny?
husband: yes ma'am
Sarah: dang

He left me behind! You never leave a man behind...especially not on the way to a Parker/Stone movie.

(I'm just kidding. He's trying to find a way to get me a copy, but they're sold out.)

Posted by: Sarah at 04:40 PM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Whew, I thought your husband would reveal that he hated Team America! Team America is easier to see in Iraq than in Germany? Who would've guessed? Hey, at least you could have seen Christmas with the Kranks. Bwahaha.

Posted by: Amritas at December 20, 2004 06:23 PM (Is/K9)

2 Notice the politeness? he is just lining you up for kids and future surprises.

Posted by: wanderer at December 20, 2004 11:15 PM (3ULfT)

3 "Ma'am" is my favorite nickname.

Posted by: Sarah at December 21, 2004 03:22 AM (IEVeV)

4 You will love it! i missed so many jokes from laughing, i need to see it again.

Posted by: annika at December 21, 2004 06:15 PM (zAOEU)

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