January 20, 2008

A REAL CONVERSATION THAT TOOK PLACE ON THE MALL

Husband, let's try to take a picture of ourselves with the Washington Monument in the background.

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Oh, hmm, I have really bad hat hair and you are not smiling at all. OK, um, let's try another one.

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Well, that's better, but can we try to take one where the Washington Monument isn't sticking out of the top of my head?

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Eh, still sticking out of my head.

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Um, no, honey...like can you angle it so that the monument is over to the side of us?

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Can't you just be satisfied with that one, Sarah?

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No, honey, now you're angling the camera the wrong direction.
Woman, I am going to choke you.

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That's perfect! That's exactly what I want. But, um, you look like you'd rather be single. Can we do that exact same thing again, but this time with you smiling?

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Derp!

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DERP!

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OK, I am going to pee my pants! Just do it right!
Woman, I am going to kill you.

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HAHAHAHA! No, that's totally wrong! Now it's coming out of your head! And I have a flag coming out of mine!

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You are the worst picture taker ever!
Well, why don't you do it, woman?
My arm isn't long enough to hold the camera. Come on, do it again.
Grrrrrrr.....

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Yeah, yeah, yeah! Great angle, except, um, you chopped the top of the...
Aw, screw it.

This is so going on the blog.

Posted by: Sarah at 02:40 PM | Comments (15) | Add Comment
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1 LOL You guys sound like Hubby and I. All the pictures are cute, even with things sticking out of your head.

Posted by: Reasa at January 20, 2008 04:36 PM (ybBqy)

2 OMG! This is the best laugh I've had all year. Great pics!!!

Posted by: Mare at January 20, 2008 04:44 PM (FjA42)

3 BWAAHHH...hilarious to be sure... also I must add that the new hairdo, looks very sophisticated. Seriously, you look like a woman about town. learned to knit socks in a sitting. thanks a lot AFW, for showing me up, before I start. Where do I find a remedial knitting class?

Posted by: awtm at January 20, 2008 04:51 PM (b8z4b)

4 Hilarious!!

Posted by: FbL at January 20, 2008 09:01 PM (rW1/8)

5 ROFLMAO

Posted by: Ted at January 21, 2008 04:46 AM (yRolC)

6 Scout woke me up this morning and said, "You have to see Sarah's blog. It is hilarious." And I laughed so hard I snorted.

Posted by: Erin at January 21, 2008 05:05 AM (y67l2)

7 You make me laugh out loud...hee-hee! I'm so glad I swallowed my coffee before reading this!

Posted by: Guard Wife at January 21, 2008 05:14 AM (BslEQ)

8 Oh my lord, that is hilarious...

Posted by: CaliValleyGirl at January 21, 2008 05:39 AM (U2RJu)

9 R is the man.

Posted by: Badger 6 at January 21, 2008 07:23 AM (Ei/ef)

10 I so needed a good laugh today...You even caused tears of joy, it was so funny. Now I know what D and I sound like to other people...

Posted by: Vonn at January 21, 2008 01:56 PM (L56+J)

11 That was so awesome! I am scared to make a comment, but absolutely couldn't resist! You are so funny!!!

Posted by: Only 19.95 at January 21, 2008 06:40 PM (f2kPQ)

12 OK - now you made me laugh so hard that *I* have to pee! Those are too darn funny ;-)

Posted by: Barb at January 21, 2008 07:50 PM (QOeYI)

13 LOL!

Posted by: Kasey at January 22, 2008 04:19 AM (tttDj)

14 OW,OW,OW!! I laughed so hard that I had tears in my eyes,so I rubbed them and made it worse..it's stinging.. "Woman I am going to kill you" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: MaryIndiana at January 22, 2008 04:38 PM (SF+8d)

15 LMFAO.... Sarah, that is TOO funny. I tried the same thing in May when I was at the Milblog Conference- with similar "stuff sticking out of my head" pictures. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA

Posted by: AFSister at January 25, 2008 01:57 PM (EGqkd)

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