Looks like my mom might be staying here for a while. Heh.

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This list of notes taken at the American Political Science Association panel is hilarious. Or at least it is if you find the sport of blogging to be as funny as I do. Maybe I should've played Dungeons and Dragons in high school too.

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Ain't irony grand?

MORE TO GROK:

It is, it isn't, it is, it isn't. More gun stuff at Instapundit.

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Things that make me snicker:

1. "Obviously the failure of Bush to volunteer for the SEALs and spend a season raping and pillaging like Ghenghis Khan 35 years ago is more important than his record as president."

2. "U.S. forces armed with what? Spitballs?"

3. "Do you mean Senator Kerry (D-Vietnam)?"

I know I've been a really lame blogger lately. I was entirely too busy with the class I taught last weekend, my stats class, and my mom's visit. Things will settle down after this weekend and I'll be able to concentrate again.

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I've only played paintball once, back when I was in the ROTC class, and I only had one kill that day. It was from very far away and only after I shot about ten million paintballs at him did I finally kill him. But I did hit him, as Cartman would say, squaa in the nuts. Let me at Osama and Saddam for a repeat performance. Too bad they're just look-alikes.

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Blackfive posts some humorous Rules for Non-Military Personnel.

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A funny joke, via CavX.

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You know, Kerry's starting to remind me of Chef's father. He couldn't talk about anything without going back to the Loch Ness Monster; Kerry can't talk about anything without going back to Vietnam. Or Cambodia. Or not Cambodia, as the case may be. Too bad the Democrats are so blinded by their Anyone But Bush campaign or they'd notice that their candidate has severe problems talking about the 21st century. As a candidate, I'd say he's worth about $3.50.

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Hahaha.

Sure, [General Tommy Franks] got three Purple Hearts, but it took him FORTY YEARS TO GET THEM! What's the matter, Tommy Boy? Bashful? Afraid to get in there and kick the ball around a little? That's alright. TRUE men of valor like John Kerry will take up the slack. It only took Iron Guts Kerry four months to get his three Purple Hearts, plus a Bronze Star, and a Silver Star. Do the math: if Kerry had stuck around for 40 years, he'd have 3600 Purple Hearts, and 120 Bronze and Silver Stars. It would take him a solid month to toss that many medals at the Capitol Building.

Go see how many Purple Hearts everyone else has gotten over the years. I imagine my friend will get one for having most of his torso ripped away...hardly seems like the same thing as Kerry's scratch on the arm.

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Wow. I know that I eat breakfast and dry my hair in front of the computer, but this is ridiculous...

(Via Chrenkoff's EU Round-Up)

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Duane's is still a classic, but all these captions for that Wendy's photos are good too.

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Hahahaha. Nice photo.
I have just one thing to add to these Marines' statement: Hooah!

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1 I have to second that "hooah"!! The picture is now the background on my desktop. Go Marines!

Posted by: Bush Lover at August 04, 2004 03:37 PM (e0gwr)

2 In the Naval Service, the appropriate expression is: OORAH

Posted by: Ed at August 04, 2004 06:26 PM (ryG8W)

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Mypetjawa reports that the Bush administration is not happy about the Team America movie. Here's what I wrote in his comments section:

I love Parker and Stone, so I'd see anything they made. And yes, terrorism is not funny, but we need something to drag us out of this self-denigrating Fahrenheit 9-11 crap. Maybe what we need is a comedy where the Americans are -- shocker! -- the heroes.

But I think it's admirable that the White House is not thrilled. They *should* be saying that terrorism isn't funny and they *should* take the moral high ground. That's a pleasant contrast to the Democrat big-wigs who went to the opening night of Fahrencrap 9-11 and are praising Moore or laughed their asses off at Whoopi's dirty jokes. I hope Bush is snickering in private, but I for one am proud that he's sticking to his guns and reminding us that the world threat is no laughing matter.

But I can't wait to see the freaking movie!!!

Props to the White House for not publicly supporting toilet humor and acting like adults. But this adult can't wait to throw money at Parker and Stone.

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Apparently Rocket Jones heard about my reputation as a cheerleader and asked me to cheer him on in his fantasy football league. Normally I try to stick to war cheerleading, but I can lend Rocket a hand, I suppose.

I'll warn you, Rocket. When I was a middle school cheerleader, I used to do this thing where I'd backflip the name of our team (F-L-Y-E-R-S...yes, I went to Charles A. Lindbergh Middle School). Once, during a particularly heated basketball game, I attempted to stick a full flip on the end of Flyers; I ended up flat on my face in front of the whole school. Are you sure that's the kind of support you want?

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1 Everyone, including cheerleading squads, can use a little armor support.

Posted by: Ted at July 23, 2004 08:05 AM (blNMI)

2 Tee-hee. :-)

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Oh. Good. Lord.
I laughed so hard...
Mama, you'll like this one.

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I'm doing my own Thurlsday with two tasteless links. Yes, I said they're tasteless. But they're funny, and what we need after reading serious articles about how someone "inadvertantly shoved documents in his pants and socks" is more funny. So I bring you...

The Wacky Iraqi
This is how bitter and crass the Onion would be if he were deployed. My favorite is the car that runs on blood.

Abu Ghraibing
Boy have I struggled over whether I should link to this or not. I doubted the validity of a poll once and got 2000 hits from people who thought I was pure evil; linking to a site making fun of Abu Ghraib could get me in some really hot water. But it sure is funny.

And we could all use more funny, right?

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Snicker. Muckadoos.

Thanks, OkieMinnie.

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I got an email spam today whose subject line still has me reeling: "fire hydrant gonads".
What on earth is that supposed to mean?

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Oh my goodness. I watched This Land! (at LGF's urging) and laughed my fool head off the whole time. You must go see it too.

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Quote of the Day:

Our overworked teachers are finding it increasingly difficult to teach 30 kids, raise a family of their own, attend union meetings, engage in activist causes, and have sex with their students.

Hilarious. BlameBush! cracks me up.

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Hey, isn't this cute. Bos put me up for the War Cheerleader Hall of Fame. Being called "war cheerleader" I can handle; being called "fraulein" pisses me off. By the way, dude, Fräulein needs an umlaut and should be capitalized, plus I'm married, so I'm technically a Frau. But whatever, no need to cloud the award with, you know, correct grammar. Sounds like I'm the only cheerleader in the Hall of Fame; what an honor. A Hall of Fame, all for me.

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1 -- Being called "war cheerleader" I can handle; being called "fraulein" pisses me off. -- NEVER tell 'em what pisses you off, dear. That's strategic intelligence of high value. There's nothing the uncivil Left likes better than getting conservatives so angry they flub their lines and stop making sense.

Posted by: Francis W. Porretto at July 09, 2004 02:35 PM (MzH7h)

2 If you're wondering what this is about, just ask the Raging Faggot. It went like this: Eric, I really bet the FBI is going to go to high warble because someone "supposedly" spammed Raging Dork's blog. Like they'd fucking care! That's the stupidest thing I've heard in a long while. But thanks for the laugh! I've done a little research and found something the FBI, the CIA , and even the local authorities ACTUALLY WOULD be interested in. Somebody, ahem, has made a threat on John Kerry's life. Somebody we all know has a made a threat on a Presidential Candidate. Your big fucking mouth really gets you and this blog in a lot of trouble doesn't it Raging Hemorrhoid? You really are your own worst enemy aren't you? http://www.softgreenglow.com/mt/archives/003226.html KETCHUM, Idaho – Presumptive Democratic nominee John Kerry plans a muted presence in Idaho’s star-studded Sun Valley for the next six days, attempting a break before what will surely be a grueling battle for the presidency. "What? THAT MOTHERFUCKER WAS THERE?!??! G-D DAMMIT, I EVEN HAD MY 30-06!!!! YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED ME!" Posted by: Raging Dave at March 22, 2004 01:46 PM Wow. Since we're on the subject of reporting people, this puts me in a tough spot. It's my civic duty to report potential attacks on the next President of the United States. Leaning Left | Email | 07.05.04 - 7:55 pm | #

Posted by: Friend of Raging Dave at July 09, 2004 04:40 PM (E/yge)

3 Hmm but what does it make him? The War towelboy? waterboy? pissbucket boy (Mel brooks ? Or better yet.. someone who goes to all the raiders games and always cheers the visiting team

Posted by: LarryConley at July 09, 2004 07:13 PM (2cE9S)

4 Obviously my mind is not entirely focused on what I'm reading. I clicked the link and my eyes are now burning from what I read. Ouch. Ouch. I don't know what to say. Other than "congratulations"? Is that appropriate? I think so, since obviously what you're saying is pushing what ever buttons they have to be pushed. Personally, I'm proud of you! I think what you're putting up here is important. Even the stuff about your friends dog does important things - it makes people smile. oh yeah - and can I say this (just once)? - assholes.

Posted by: Tammi at July 09, 2004 10:26 PM (Xm18O)

5 Curious..... Sometimes the internet is just way to weird even for a freak like me.

Posted by: John at July 09, 2004 10:40 PM (+Ysxp)

6 I picture the author of that site as a deformed, troll-like creature sitting in the corner of a darkened room in an underground bunker, surrounded by several racks of stylish tinfoil hats and "Buck Fush" bumper stickers.

Posted by: CD at July 09, 2004 11:54 PM (f97u+)

7 How is this for a title? The War Wanker. I think it sings.

Posted by: Cerberus at July 10, 2004 03:01 PM (fMjrw)

8 It goes along well with CD's vision of it sitting in a dark corner in some dank hole in the ground, doing what War Wankers do.

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