March 22, 2004


But before I get in this joke in an email from a relative...

Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, policeman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He works for the Kerry campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Posted by: Sarah at 04:29 PM | Comments (3) | Add Comment
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1 HAHA!!!

Posted by: Taron W at March 22, 2004 10:40 PM (s915e)

2 LOLed at that one.

Posted by: Carla at March 23, 2004 02:46 AM (r5M6F)

3 would have thought david's dad was a belgian (or french) politician

Posted by: jan (belgium) at March 23, 2004 03:01 PM (enRJ+)

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