January 21, 2007
ONE OF THOSE DAYS
I hosted a small baby shower today for the one person I know here in town. We invited four of her friends over for lunch and presents. And when they left, I kicked my feet up on the coffee table and noticed that I was wearing one black shoe and one blue one. Sigh...
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DAMN!!!I hate it, when that happens!!Any chance we're related???
Posted by: debey at January 21, 2007 08:13 PM (AyWtO)
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Maybe they thought you were going through a "Punky Brewster" phase.
Posted by: The Girl at January 21, 2007 08:40 PM (4qUzg)
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Well, I wasn't going to comment on whether or not you should have a baby yet, thinking that was entirely up to you. But now I notice you seem to have "Mommy brain" down pat, so I guess it's time.;D
Posted by: Ruth H at January 22, 2007 05:17 AM (lS0ga)
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Umm...one blue sock and one black sock...I could have gotten that....but two different shoes...definitely very Punky Brewster-esque...you rebel you!
Posted by: CaliValleyGirl at January 22, 2007 06:19 AM (deur4)
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So funny! I don't care what you wear, I still love, ya!
Posted by: Angie at January 22, 2007 07:15 AM (ec43W)
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Well, they're the exact same shoe, just I own them in black and navy...and it is dark in the recesses of the closet...shut up, Cali.
Posted by: Sarah at January 22, 2007 08:23 AM (BP8jf)
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Heh ... I've got the same pair of shoes in black and red ... Yup, I've gone out like that (not intentionally!). At least black & navy are kind of close...
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January 12, 2007
HEH
Warning: War May Be Hazardous
One of my stateside friends deployed and wrote me an email saying he couldn't believe we in USAREUR had to watch AFN commercials. He was outraged that there was a commercial warning folks to "watch their step."
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January 10, 2007
AH, THE FRENCH
Make sure you read
Lileks today, but definitely go read the link to the French guy first. Ha!
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“… I thought that for a European intellectual there was nothing more important than to understand what was happening in America, to go and tell the Americans what was wrong with their society.”
“I’m not anti-American — I can’t stand the French prejudice against America.”
OK, right.
“For instance, I think I helped to persuade Jacques Chirac to bomb the Serb positions around Sarajevo and thus stop a massacre.”
“I hate war — it scares and disgusts me, and it leaves me bitter and sad.”
He disgusts him so much he got involved.
“I know it’s odd, but I find the idea of eating at home repugnant.”
No Bernard, youÂ’re repugnant.
Posted by: tim at January 10, 2007 04:24 AM (nno0f)
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Oh, thanks for that! Just what I needed at the end of a long day. Talk about shallow! Can you imagine sitting next to him at a dinner party? He's like Proust squared.
Posted by: Oda Mae at January 10, 2007 05:17 AM (6zvrq)
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That Lileks is a sick, sick man. No, really, he's...
oh the heck with it, I read it over an hour ago and am still giggling:
"and I note that the stairs work the same way going up as they do going down. This was something the ancients knew, and understood. I believe it gave them comfort."
hee, hee!!
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December 28, 2006
ADDRESS WOES
We've noticed some weird spellings of our new street name. It's not a super common word, but it's hardly difficult. But we've gotten all sorts of strange looks and repeats, which we've found amusing. Today in the car we were looking at all the other street names and trying to decide which would be easy for people and which would be hard. (The best one we came across was Possum Holler Rd.) And my husband cracked me up when he said, "I suppose it could always be worse: 'What's your address?' '1532 Ecclesiastical Benevolence.'"
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Street names are fun.
You know, like streets named "Hell on Wheels." That was where The Boy lived while we were engaged. Even though it's a neat name, with a lot of history, people definitely had problems with it.
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My Mom is buying a new house and is very concerned over street names. I told her it doesn't matter how simple it is, you will always have to spell it for someone.....
Posted by: Amy at December 29, 2006 01:42 AM (DWNNI)
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We always pay attention to street names. Ones I've enjoyed over the years: Tennis Ct.; East St.
Then, there's the themed streets with a mistake thrown in... Rumba Rd., Macarena St., Waltz Dr., Cha Cha Ct., Salsa St., and Picante Way. PICANTE? lol
Posted by: US Navy Wife at December 30, 2006 10:03 AM (O9Y6y)
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Hey! We have a "Hell on Wheels" too! And I think it's the coolest. Our street doesn't seem that difficult either, Sarah, but I always have to spell it out for people.
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November 14, 2006
I SIMPLY ADORE THIS MAN
Last night we were flipping channels and passed by an MTV show that's some sort of Yo Mama jokes standoff. We watched the last few minutes of the show kinda dumbfounded. And as soon as it ended and he went to change the channel, my husband said, "Yo mama's so dumb, she wouldn't understand the Laffer curve if they explained it on Fox & Friends." Oh good lord, I laughed so hard I nearly choked. That's the best yo mama joke I've ever heard.
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November 08, 2006
HEH
Here's an flawlessly-executed
joke, no botching at all.
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November 07, 2006
HAHAHA
BlameBush rallies the voters today:
Today, Americans all across the country, living and dead, will exercise their right and responsibility to vote Democrat. Of all the rights granted to us in the Constitution, the Right to Vote Democrat is one of our most sacred, second only to the Right to Choose. So it is vital that no matter how many times we vote today, we do so with the same courage and conviction we put into having abortions.
Read the whole danged thing.
(And for those who've never been to that site: Psst, it's a joke.)
By the way, this one is good too:
Thrice wounded on the battlefields of Vietnam, Sen. John Kerry would never dream of insulting the intelligence of our babykilling, genital-shocking, cattle razing, women-and-children-terrorizing troops. If they had any brains, theyÂ’d know that.
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Why is it that when liberals like Colbert do satire, it's really funny, but when conservatives try to do it it's kind of scary? I don't know.
Anyway, good luck today. May the best party be spared the burden of ruling.
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November 02, 2006
NONBOTCHED JOKES
Some people have got waaay better jokes than John Kerry. Like Right Thoughts'
interview with "John Kerry's Intentions":
KerryÂ’s intentions: Jim...Jimbo. Jimmykins. Jimka. Listen. ItÂ’s simple. John is smarter than you. He knows that you little people canÂ’t afford food, and youÂ’re too stupid to become lawyers and marry rich widows. Therefore, most of you end up at one point or another either becoming volunteers for his campaign or you become horrible, murdering rapists reminiscent of Jen-jiss Khan...i.e. you join the military.
JimK: But wait a minute. ThatÂ’s just reinforcing the notion that the statement was slanderous against the military in the first place! I donÂ’t get it. What are you trying to say here?
KerryÂ’s intentions: Jim-bo-lah. Jim-o-rama. Jimmy crack corn...I know this is upper-level material here, but try to stay with me. Senator Kerry despises the little people, so he made a joke about Bush that wasnÂ’t about Bush, wasnÂ’t true, contained factual truths and wasnÂ’t a joke, because he care about you, the common man. You see?
JimK: No. No I do not see. In fact, everything you said contradicts everything else you said.
KerryÂ’s intentions: Well, I was against this interview before I was for it, so there you have it.
Heh. Read the whole thing. JimK's got mad jokes.
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Okay, you guys have become obsessed with an off-the-cuff remark by John Kerry which isn't going to change anybody's minds about voting, right or left.
Posted by: Will at November 02, 2006 11:35 AM (QRBGL)
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Actually, I was just reading about evangelical leader Ted Haggard, and that did make me chuckle to myself... oh evangelicals.... when will you guys get a break?...
Posted by: Will at November 03, 2006 10:19 AM (QRBGL)
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Regardless of Kerry's intentions, it would have to go some to compare with Bush saying that in the history books all the death and destruction in Iraq (including American troops killed) will be "just a comma".
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October 27, 2006
BYE
I'm leaving for Texas in a few minutes. Unfortunately, tonight is the military ball, which my husband is emceeing; I'm quite sad to miss this. As I said goodbye to my husband, I reminded him to have fun but stay out of trouble. He reminded me that those two things are mutually exclusive at a military ball...
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congratulations on the World Series, Sarah. i was happy to see Eckstein win MVP, he's a good guy.
Posted by: annika at October 27, 2006 07:58 PM (qQD4Q)
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October 23, 2006
October 21, 2006
HEH
I just want to be a jerk for a minute and point something out.
Go Cardinals!
UPDATE:
Tigers in three? Not so much.
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OK I am a Tiger's Fan! But that fat, lard butt, moron is a disgrace to the people of this state! His Tigers hat is as insincere as everything else about this bloated egotistical lump of crap.
Posted by: Jim at October 23, 2006 03:37 PM (IHxDy)
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Oh ya...Tigers in 6!
Go Tigers!
Posted by: Jim at October 23, 2006 03:40 PM (IHxDy)
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Sarah, I'm in Cleveland, been having a hard time deciding....this does it..GO CARDS...sorry Detroit.
Posted by: Mary*Ann at October 25, 2006 03:24 AM (bdvqO)
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October 18, 2006
HEH
Iowahawk makes an
appeal to Conservative America. I got such a kick out of this paragraph that I can't stop giggling. Republican stereotypes crack me up.
Despite what you may have heard on Fox News, we Democrats know what issues are on the minds of heartland conservatives like you. We know that your number one concern of is the safety of your children -- whether they are plucking their banjos on the back porch, speaking tongues to snakes at Jesus Camp, or torching crosses at your local Nascar racing contest. We also know that the number one threat to your children's safety is the scourge of international homo-ism. That's why we at the DNC have created "The Contract With American Hillbillies," a new multipoint investigation program to identify and root out conservative stealth homoism before it threatens you or your precious little inbreeds.
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I sent the link in an IM to my husband and that's the quote I sent (the last sentence anyhow)... my favorite paragraph. Too, too funny.
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October 17, 2006
SHEESH
Good thing we didn't
bet on black.
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Scene from Passenger 57:
Snipes: "Do you ever play roulette?"
Bad Guy: "Nope."
Snipes: "Oh, well, do you ever play chess?"
Bad Guy: "Not really."
Snipes: "Parcheesi?"
Bad Guy: "Oh, yes, I quite enjoy that."
Snipes: "Well, let me give you a little advice: ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!"
Bad Guy: "What?"
Snipes: "I'm black."
Bad Guy: "Oh.. alright."
Posted by: Will at October 17, 2006 11:00 AM (QRBGL)
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Thanks, Will. I was REALLY scratching my head on that post. Passenger 57 clearly did not make the same impression on me as on Sarah.
Or else early dementia is kicking in.
Posted by: Oda Mae at October 17, 2006 08:51 PM (945XX)
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Sorry, that's like my husband's favorite ridiculous movie line. He says it all the time. My favorite is "That's none of your damn business, and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs" from Ace Ventura.
Posted by: Sarah at October 18, 2006 03:11 AM (7Wklx)
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Very nice site http://megamozg.com/master-degree/map.html
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October 16, 2006
FIELD
All alone for a week; husband's out in the field. Heh, the field, for Finance. They sit around and pretend to pay people.
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I must admit, I've always wondered about that. What's in a finance officer's "go to war" bag?
Posted by: Deskmerc at October 16, 2006 06:34 AM (Qlh7l)
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October 02, 2006
HEH
The Princess of Jordan came to watch my husband's combative training at PT this morning. Isn't that the most random thing you've ever heard?
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The princess of Jordan just married the crown prince of Dubai, who is a Minister of Defence for the UAE. Recently the U.S. denied Dubai the rights to own and operate its docks or ports something like that. Pretty random stuff. I think democrats wanted to block the Dubai deal most but Bush defended it for a while. Who really remembers anything like this?
Posted by: Will at October 02, 2006 08:34 AM (H4u2c)
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Not sure where to even begin on this. I don't usually comment on my wife's site. She gets a fair amount of trolls coming here that will twist even the most boring noncontroversial comments into some political bullshit. She could always take the comment feature off but she seems to enjoy some of the feedback she gets, personal attacks not withstanding.
So, Will, what did you hope to accomplish by this? Do you have any knowledge of Modern Jordan or the Hashemite Kingdom? I mean real knowledge not just typing something into Wikipedia and then coming here and parrotting it like you've always had this encyclopedic knowledge that seems to be your M.O. Is your paranoid fantasy so warped that you really think, without doing any real research, that Jordan is working on behalf of the UAE to redo the already dead ports deal through some princess? Or is it more likely that you just like to poke whatever holes you can find in the arguments of any right winger on the net with the hopes of getting that quick rush you get from humbling them, even just a little, with your Wikipedia intellectualism and Cliff notes understanding of current events?
To be honest, I don't care why you come here. I just started this comment to let you know why the Jordanian princess was really here but I let my emotions get the best of me and had to taunt you a little. You'll forgive me won't you?
Anyway, the princess you are talking about is Princess Hayat Bin Al Hussein. She didn't come to Fort Jackson, Will. You see, King Hussein I had four wives so there are something like 8 or 10 women in the world who hold the title of Princess of Jordan. The princess who came today was Princess Iman bint Al Hussein, daughter of American born Queen Noor. Princess Iman was educated in the U.S. and at the Sandhurst Military Academy (It's the Brittish West Point, Will. No need to google it). She holds the official title of General in the Jordanian Army. She is here in the U.S. on a tour to see how the American Army integrates females into daily life so she can take some of these lessons learned to the Jordanian Army. She went and saw some basic training soldiers as well as our combatives display. Among other things, she got to see a black female officer toss yours truly over her shoulder. How's that for modern?
Ports Deal...or improving the status of women in the middle east? You can believe whatever you want, Will. But next time get your facts straight. You brought kool aid despite the fact that this is clearly a Gin Party, Son!
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Hi Sarah's Husband. I forgive you. I actually don't have any problem with being taunted, I was just throwing some stuff out there that I happened to know off hand. My more pertinent point was 'who really remembers this stuff?" I think short-term memory is a huge problem with the media in this country. So if I hear that a powerful figure from Dubai is visiting military personal, I can only connect it to whatever else I know about Dubai - in this case, last year's Dubai port deal. The paranoid fantasy you flesh out is actually more interesting than anything I could have come up with, and it sounds like a pretty good plot for a Tom Clancy book. But if you say she was her to learn how to improve options for women in Jordan, then I think that's a good thing and hope it helps. But I doubt it.
The reason I check this blog every once in a while is because one day somebody here is either going to explain to me why the Iraq war is a good thing, or I'm going to get to witness a change of opinion in you guys. I'm just waiting.
Posted by: Will at October 02, 2006 12:57 PM (H4u2c)
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Dang Will, you got SPANKED!
And Sarah's Husband, I miss this part of you SO MUCH! He brought kool-aid to a gin party? Ha-larious.
Seriously, reading this was the best part of my day.
Posted by: Erin at October 02, 2006 01:14 PM (023Of)
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Oh yeah, Will. Sarah probably forgot to mention that her husband is a freakin' genius. Too bad for you, huh?
Posted by: Erin at October 02, 2006 01:16 PM (023Of)
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I haven't been here in a while (internet connection issues). Who is this WillTroll and how long has he been infesting your blog? Was I just not reading the comments before?
Posted by: PS at October 02, 2006 03:04 PM (4qzQf)
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Sarah's husband. Do you have any idea how you sound? I doubt a pompous pseudo intellectual such as yourself is even aware. The ports deal is not "dead". The Readers Digest version is as follows: Dubai's DP World, one of the world's largest container terminal operators, purchased London-based Peninsular and Oriental Steam Navigation Co. (P&O), which has operations at six major U.S. ports, including New York and Baltimore. Politicians argued that an Arab company owning American ports represented a security threat, even though Dubai is one of the closest allies of the US in the Middle East. Because of the political firestorm that ensued, the Dubai company promised to transfer ownership of its U.S. port operations to an American
"entity". This agreement in principal has NOT, in fact, occurred. In MY opinion, this transaction will NOT occur either. You obviously are ignorant of the strategies of the Islamists. I will keep it simple so that even a dhimmwit like yourself can understand this one very important principle. Once a piece of "real estate" has been "conquered"
either by force or through purchase, it must NEVER be returned to the "infidels". As for paranoid delusions, I submit the following link,
http://www.jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/
RTFA
Posted by: Doc at October 02, 2006 03:25 PM (+bwCA)
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So... 'A' Princess of Jordan, not 'The' Princess. Oh my, better make that clear or someone might make a long-winded rant in the comments section and-
Oh, too late. ;-)
Posted by: Patrick Chester at October 03, 2006 05:25 AM (MKaa5)
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Sarah's husband, you don't happen to have a much older single brother, who's like you, do you? (smile) I think you guys are totally terrific. Thank you for all you do for our country. Both of you.
Posted by: Maggie45 at October 04, 2006 04:46 PM (8NS3C)
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I'm not a troll. Doc is a troll. Don't confuse me with the wingnuts, okay?
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September 09, 2006
UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES
P.S. My husband thinks it's wildly funny to keep telling me to bring my "big ol'
sour cream ass" closer to him. Heh.
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Might be funny, but pure self-preservation would keep me from saying anything like that to my wife. Redhead country girl hits hard.
Kalroy
Posted by: Kalroy at September 12, 2006 01:19 PM (AwOS7)
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September 05, 2006
A HOOT AND A HOLLER
Holy crap. If you're a fan of Parker and Stone (ahem, CaliValleyGirl), then you have to check out this
"employment orientation video" they did for Universal Studios. Apparently Universal decided they hated it, but it had me in stitches this morning. Thanks for finding it,
Hud.
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That was like the Ocean's 11 of promotional videos. Exellent...I wonder why the owners weren't happy with Parker and Stone's work. What did they expect?
Posted by: CaliValleyGirl at September 05, 2006 08:39 PM (deur4)
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Unrelated note: Sarah - I just want to apologize for disrepecting the lives of those Fox News journalists and swearing on your page. Even though the democrats will probably win back the congress in the fall, I don't want to be an asshole about it. Truth be told, I'm only a marginally bigger fan of the democrats than I am of the republicans. But it's the lesser of two evils (cut to: Ross Perot looking pissed).
So, let me take this time to say, and remember that I'm a cynical lefty atheist jerk, to say God bless America. It's the greatest country on earth... that we have. But can we cut down on the Wendys guys? We're projecting the image of Jessica Simpson to the world, let's at least try and act the part.
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August 30, 2006
BLOG IN-JOKES
I wonder if any other blog-intense family has arguments where one person says he's Israel and his wife is acting like Hassan Nasrallah? Or where someone admits that her reaction to his not handing her the spices fast enough was "disproportionate"?
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August 29, 2006
JUSTICE
So Saddam is being
forced to watch himself on South Park. Perfect. May I remind you that I
suggested this almost two years ago. I hope he's had to watch it on a loop for at least that long. Also he should have to watch "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?" and the subsequent episode, "Probably."
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August 23, 2006
TOILET HUMOR
Our toilet has officially turned into a European toilet. Maintenance has been out twice already to plunge, snake, and grumble, but the water simply won't suck down the hole; it just stirs. Last night I was trying to think of a joke I could make about it, so I tried to come up with something that doesn't belong in a toilet. I laughed out loud and teased my husband, "Honey, you really need to stop shoving Korans down our toilet."
It's funny when the first thing that comes to mind when you think "what could clog a toilet?" is the Koran...
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Well, they don't call them Shitte for nothing.
Posted by: tim at August 23, 2006 04:22 AM (QsSL6)
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I was laughing at the joke, but then I fell off my seat when I read Tim's comment.
Posted by: Kelly at August 23, 2006 11:00 AM (6A9n0)
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