December 25, 2004

XMAS

I can't help but laugh thinking that Christmas for my husband will be more like Xmas on Futurama: In 2801 the Friendly Robot Company built a robotic Santa Claus to determine who'd been naughty and who'd been nice. But Santa malfunctioned and he now thinks everyone is naughty. And when Santa thinks you're naughty he murders you.

He knows when your are sleeping,
He knows when you're on the can,
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan.
You better not breathe, you better not move,
You're better off dead, I'm telling you, dude.
Santa Claus is gunning you down!

Be careful, husband. It's Xmas.

Posted by: Sarah at 06:02 AM | Comments (4) | Add Comment
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1 Merry Christmas to you and best wishes for a great New Year when you and your husband are reunited. My thanks to you for sharing your husband for the well being of all of us back in the states. Your sacrifice is appreciated and your love for your husband I am quite sure is an important boost for him. God bless you both.

Posted by: Pat in NC at December 25, 2004 11:57 AM (y/2dZ)

2 thanks Sarah's husband for recognizing that the right to live free is a *human* right, not an American one, and is grateful he is there.

Posted by: teri at December 26, 2004 12:49 AM (AANQm)

3 Sweet manatee of Galilee!

Posted by: Geophile at December 26, 2004 06:00 AM (QF0VG)

4 Sarah - isn't it amazing to think it's beent the second year! Thankyou for your thoughts. It's been such a pleasure for me.

Posted by: Toni at December 26, 2004 11:31 PM (jajp9)

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