November 02, 2006
Kerrys intentions: Jim...Jimbo. Jimmykins. Jimka. Listen. Its simple. John is smarter than you. He knows that you little people cant afford food, and youre too stupid to become lawyers and marry rich widows. Therefore, most of you end up at one point or another either becoming volunteers for his campaign or you become horrible, murdering rapists reminiscent of Jen-jiss Khan...i.e. you join the military.
JimK: But wait a minute. Thats just reinforcing the notion that the statement was slanderous against the military in the first place! I dont get it. What are you trying to say here?
Kerrys intentions: Jim-bo-lah. Jim-o-rama. Jimmy crack corn...I know this is upper-level material here, but try to stay with me. Senator Kerry despises the little people, so he made a joke about Bush that wasnt about Bush, wasnt true, contained factual truths and wasnt a joke, because he care about you, the common man. You see?
JimK: No. No I do not see. In fact, everything you said contradicts everything else you said.
Kerrys intentions: Well, I was against this interview before I was for it, so there you have it.
Heh. Read the whole thing. JimK's got mad jokes.
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