March 23, 2009
President Hugo ChÃ¡vez of Venezuela called President Obama Â“ignorantÂ” on Sunday, saying he has a lot to learn about Latin America.
Mr. ChÃ¡vez said: Â“If Obama respects us, weÂ’ll respect him. If Obama tries to keep disrespecting Venezuela, we will confront the North American empire.Â”
Bwahaha. But I thought the whole world would love us and sing kumbaya once Obama was elected? I thought Obama was a "citizen of the world" who chided us all for not speaking French (even though he can't) and never met a dictator he couldn't sit down and negotiate with?
You mean to tell me that actually Obama doesn't even know that there are different formats for movies throughout the world (something I learned in French class in high school; maybe if he'd taken French, he would've learned it too) and that he can't magically make dictators love us just by kissing their butts?
And his mere fact of existence doesn't change the world into a Garden of Eden?
Say it isn't so.
(Link via David B.)
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